It's taken years but now I see/I'm not the man I thought I'd be

It's a Friday, and a Friday before a three-day-weekend, no less, so this is going to kick the royal ass. Tomorrow, the I'm going with the crew to see X-Men 3: The Last Stand. While I have no expectations of it being nearly as awesome as either of the first two movies, I do expect to be entertained. In other news, we have an influx of new blood at the office which is rather odd, as I am no longer the new guy, but rather an established fixture of sorts. I find it funny, anyway. At any rate, enjoy your Memorial Day, my friends, and I'll probably post on Tuesday to apprise you of the weekend's tomfoolery, shenanigans, hijinx, and madcap zaniness. Okay, so maybe not the madcap zaniness, but definitely the other stuff.

Happy Towel Day, Everybody.

Hey guys, it's Towel Day, in honor of the hoopiest of froods, the late, great Douglas Adams. I sit here in my office, with a towel draped reverently over my shoulder as I write this and consider the evolutionary survivability of the vicious Bugblatter Beast of Trall, and then contemplate in turns the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and its corresponding question. 42, people! 42.

Goals

Well, everyone needs some sort of goals in their lives. I've decided that one of mine shall be to adopt a set of supernatural laws that I must observe at all times. For instance, I think I shall live by the rule that I may not enter a private residence uninvited. Also, I think I will shun running water at all times. If nothing else, this should prove to be an interesting experiment.

We're never gonna' survive unless we get a little crazy

Today was yet another frisbee day, and I can feel my stamina increasing. We all seem to be having a good time, so that is good. Last night was weird in that I got home, had a beer, and at about 6:45 PM, decided, "hey, I'll have a nap before dinner." The so-called nap lasted until my alarm went off this morning. This is the king of all power naps, I believe. Actually, I think this transcends the "power nap" category, and goes into the category of hibernation.

Hand of God

In a little over a week, the World Cup will begin in Germany. In honor of that, I give you Diego Maradonna's infamous "Hand of God" goal against England back in the 70's.