Tricks are what whores do for money...or candy!

You thought it could only happen on Sprague, but it happened today outside of our building. One of my co-workers was outside taking a break, when he was approached by a girl with a pink mohawk, tattoos, and multiple piercings.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"Uh...yeah, I'm fine," he answered.
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm okay."
"Well, if you're sure you're okay..." and then walked away.
"I think I was just propositioned," he told us later. And thus grew the legend of the Punkling Whore, who stalks outside of our building, waiting to pass on multiple sundry venereal diseases.