So it is that I have returned to college, and a life of youthful bliss, free of worries about small children or other such responsibilities. Hooray! Yes, I have returned to the hallowed halls of Whitworth College, and life is good. My room-mate's okay, and my friends are doing well. What more can one ask for in life? Little else, say I. Classes started today, and I am taking French 101, Ethics, World at War, International Relations, and Karate II. It's a pretty good schedule, and I like it very much.