Damn. Tonight my folks dropped a real bombshell that ruined all of my plans. I have had the house to myself for the past few weeks while my family was on vacation, and they were originally supposed to return home on Wednesday. With that in mind, I had hoped to squeeze in at least a few more days of drunken debauchery before their return. However, tonight, I found out that they had decided to start heading back early, and would be in town tomorrow. Curse the rotten luck!!!!!! Curse it, I say! So now, my nice relaxing weekend has been wiped out so that I can hurriedly make certain that everything will be in order for their return. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Oh well. On Monday, I'm going golfing with some of the guys at work, so I can at least stay out of the house for a while. Call me a yuppie bastard if you like, I don't care.