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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Twister, bitch!

Last night was our company Christmas party. Here are a few things I learned:
  1. Zombie survival techniques are key.
  2. Don't talk to my supervisor about books when she's drunk.
  3. Always, ALWAYS go for the Crogers.
  4. In the gift exchange, find a way to sneak out after you pick a gift you like.
  5. That thing that looks like a plunger might not be JUST a plunger.
At any rate, it was quite entertaining, and I made out like a bandit, what with the holiday bonus, a $50 gift card to the Olive Garden, and a game of Twister complete with a selection of rums. Too bad I'm not a rum-drinker. I'll just stick with the beer, but if anybody knows someone who likes that kind of thing, let me know.

In other news, Lars Katz Gaarde has posted his final Life of Wyma update. So go visit and show some love.

posted by Will @ 7:56 AM

2 Comments:

At 2:03 AM, Blogger Momily said...

mmm...I like rum :). And I think so does Sarah. And probably a lot of people. You may just have to have a little party. Glad you had a good time, although I'm curious...just how are zombie survival techniques key to a company Christmas party?

 
At 7:00 AM, Blogger Will said...

Zombie survival techniques are key at a Christmas party because the flesh-eating hordes of the undead don't care if it's Christmas, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, or whatever. They could strike at any time. I suppose to be accurate, Zombie Survival Techniques are ALWAYS useful, and my inclusion, are useful at parties. Plus, some people turn into zombies when they get drunk. And Dave, I wouldn't have it any other way. Call me when you get in.

 

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