Egads!

Well, it's that time again, Will must now rant about his day. Yesterday finished off with me feeling a little bit better. At least I was no longer totally delerious. By that I mean that I could function semi-normally. I have discovered a few things: 1, Dr. Death is a very frightening man , and 2, I have ascended beyond mere mortal popsicles. You plebeans may enjoy your Popsicle Brand frozen treats, and that is okay...if you haven't tasted sweet ambrosia that is the whole-fruit bar. No, this is not merely the "juice" of a fruit, but rather a bar composed of both juice and its constituent fruit. Ye gods, if I never go back to the old style, it will be too soon. On another note, some of you may be asking me "Will, why do you always allude to the fact that you have political views, but never actually tell us what they are?" Because my political views are epiphenomenal. They do not effect who I am, but rather are the results of who I am. Those of you who know me should be able to piece together what I think about a given political issue, and leave it at that. The fact of the matter is that I never really bought into this whole "Red state vs. Blue state" business. To me, Red Vs. Blue has always been a humorous internet cartoon about Halo. I want people who visit my site to be able to enjoy it, regardless of who they voted for.