Feeling Like Shit

Ye gods, my sickness seems to have gotten worse. This morning, I was feeling this weird sort of time dilation, wherein minutes felt like hours, and then the chills. Oh gods, the chills! I then dragged my sorry ass out of bed, and out to the grocery store, where I bought a gallon of orange juice and a bunch of popsicles. Whatever it takes, I'm going to kick this cold's ass from here to Timbuktu (that's in Morocco). Consider this a declaration of war. That's right, WAR! I really should have gone ahead and made a pre-emptive strike on this thing, rather than let it get out of hand. This cold will rue the day it crossed me, mark my words! Oh, and I'm still not telling you my political views.