Damned Insomnia

I can't sleep. It's not helping that some weirdo with a speak-and-spell keeps trying to prank call the room. Now, don't get me wrong, I think prank calls are hilarious, but NOT when you're trying to sleep. It's a pain in the ass. All I can say is, whoever you are, get the fuck off my phone line and go do something more productive, like jack off. You might see some action that way, even if it is just your hand. Now, make like a tree and get the fuck out of here! Pardon my profanity. I'm tired, I"m cranky, and in no mood to be trifled with. Especially if the triflers are idiots.