Intriguing...

So tonight, I was with my "unnaturally big-haired" friend, and was asked, in no uncertain terms by a woman with considerable charms (Okay, so she was fucking hot) why I myself did not have big hair. To you, who deigns not to wear a name-tag, I ask, why don't you have a name tag? What's wrong? Are you too good for a name-tag? Well? Are you? At any rate, if you are so inclined, drop me an e-mail at hektor_victorious@hotmail.com and we'll talk about castrating lawyers.


Oh, and philosophy is NOT a useless major. Bruce Lee was a philosophy major, so I can say without reservation that our department could kick the asses of any other departments any time, any place.