Jeah!
I am finally on the eve of a three-day weekend. Yes, that's right. Tomorrow is Faculty Development Day (FDD). When Keith Wyma, my philosophy prof, asked us how we thought the faculty could make our lives as students better, the response was a unanimous "More Faculty Development Days!" In related news, it has been decided that a portal to a demon dimension has opened up in the maintenance closet in our Modern Philosophy class room. Seriously, we could hear this unearthly howling coming through the door We suspect that we were placed there due to our mad metaphysical skillz, and we might be able to fend off any stray demons coming through. Or it just might be that the staff has decided to kill off all the philosophy majors, and a convenient "run-in" with some slavering extra-dimensional beast might be just the thing to get rid of us. Why does the world hate us philosophers? We aren't THAT bad, are we?